Mmm-mm! These frighteningly tasty treats had me sweating with anxiety for the next bite! I felt like I could die at any moment if I did not comply with the popcorn's delicious demands. It was a dangerously delicate situation, not for the faint of heart, but if you can stomach this whole ordeal, I recommend talking to the friendly staff, good food, good service, good times.
Popcornopolis Replies: Congratulations! This definitely wins the prize for "most creative product review". Have you considered a career in writing? Seriously, you made our day! Thank you."